Caution: Student Driver...

This one speaks for itself. Now this particular Parking job is crappy, but the smashed bumper next to the "student driver" sticker tells a story, probably a very funny story...

Smart Car, Stupid Driver!

Ah, this is certainly crappy parking at its absolute finest! Thank you! Now, because your car is super compact, it doesn't mean you have special privileges the rest of us are too low class to have. You still need to park in regular parking spaces like the rest of us. What gets me is the big, bold "SMART" above the rear license plate! The car is only as "smart" as its driver! In this case, it should say "RETARD" across the back! Once again, thank you!

Better Than Everyone Else

This one's in the parking lot of a automotive repair shop. This employee may know how to fix cars, but maybe he could learn how to park like civilized human being.

One too many to drink

If this guy were drunk, he'd be doing a great job at staying on the line for the sobriety test...

Cool Beans

This must be what happens when blind people try to park...

You got mail...

Now the thing I love about crappy parking jobs is when they're screwed up in several ways, like this one. I remember when I did the practice diving for driver's ed. I did a similar parking job... Boy, did I get a berating of a life time. Also, it's not illegal to park that close to a mail box, but it sure is annoying and frustrating.

"X" marks the spot!

I wish I was cool enough to take up two parking spaces...

This disease is spreading like cockroaches in the light!

Now do you remember how I said be careful, stupid is contagious? Well some of you didn't listen and now you're suffering. But for those of you who haven't caught it yet, look out for those who do, not only are they crappy parkers, they're also crappy drivers. The disease can spread through even a mild fender-bender.

A double dose of crappy parallel parking. I think I'm going to be sick...

OK, I know parallel parking is a challenge, but this?! What part of PARALLEL do you not understand?! What's worse is these two separate jobs were on the same day, stupid must be contagious. So next time you drive you may want to take extra safety precautions; you wouldn't want to catch this, and beware of those who already have.

WHAT?!

I thought parking on top of a snow bank would be a stupid idea, but i never thought anyone would be dumb enough to actually do it! But heck! This is Crappyparking.blogspot.com! Parking jobs like this one should be expected, right? It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be. So this one goes out to you, whoever you are. Thanks.

Back to the basics

OK, let's go back to kindergarten; remember how our teachers would tell us to "stay inside the lines" when coloring... Parking's no different. So let's review: these two guys are dumber than kindergarteners. (They probably sat next to each other in class)

Old folks and crappy parking, No...

I guess this is what happens when handicapped drivers become crappy parkers... There must be some pretty rough competition for handicapped parking spaces at Costco for this to happen. Other than that I think this one speaks for its self.

Go Falcons!

Who would've thought?! Not only do Cedar High School students suck at parking, Canyon View students suck just as bad! I see two problems with this parking job: First, i don't think a person could even fit in between there! Second, that's not even a parking space! so the real question here is, who's at fault? My vote goes to the white car.

Who Does This?!?

How did this person pass drivers education?! Who knows, maybe they didn't... Well congratulations! you are now a world-famous crappy parker!

Ah, Precious cars

HA!!! Maybe I should be looking for bad parking in St. George! This was done by someone who didn't want their precious Mercedes to get scratched! HA!! This was taken at the Burns arena before going into the Hustle Street Ball Tour!

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The New Updates!

Hey Everyone!

Again sorry that I haven't posted anything until now! I didn't realize that it would have that kind of response and I have been busy with my classes, and getting ready for finals! I promise that there will be weekly if not daily updates now!

As for my newest victims, welcome to the site! Don't think that I hate Cedar High though. I am a Redmen Alumni and I have seen my share of bad parking there! Next week I will get Canyon View and see how they compare!

Again I will keep it updated and the pictures fresh!

The CrappyParking Team

Oh man!

Alright when I saw this car I felt bad anyway because it is a Geo Metro. But then you see the crappy parking job and can't help but take the picture. Again by parking here you didn't gain anything but a one way ticket to our site!



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Really?!

Two crappy parking jobs, by two different people, on the same day!

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Well....

So who do you blame? The Student? Or the Teacher?! Totally not a parking spot man, that must be your girlfriends car next to you or something because parking there just doesn't make sense to me!

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?????

Wow!! I guess this is how a blind man parks!

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Ummm

Ok, so I know that when you are pulled over and the cop thinks that you are drunk or high he will ask you to walk the line, but you aren't supposed park on it! Welcome to CrappyParking

Cool Blue

Well it looks like to me that this individual might have been late to class, bounced into the parking lot and stoped!! Congrats welcome to CrappyParking

First Victim

Alright so I know that guys buy big trucks and then they want to take care of those trucks, but if you are going to park like this to avoid getting a scratch, do it on the back row, not the front! Welcome to CrappyParking! You are the first victim can't wait to get more!

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T&M

HEY!!!

WHAT'S UP BLOGGERS!!! WE DECIDED TO PUBLICLY HUMILIATE PEOPLE THAT DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PARK!!

SO COME TO OUR SITE IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME TERRIBLE PARKING, OR E-MAIL US WITH SOME CRAPPY PARKING PICTURES!

HAPPY BLOGGING!

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mAsOn & ToNy