"X" marks the spot!

I wish I was cool enough to take up two parking spaces...

This disease is spreading like cockroaches in the light!

Now do you remember how I said be careful, stupid is contagious? Well some of you didn't listen and now you're suffering. But for those of you who haven't caught it yet, look out for those who do, not only are they crappy parkers, they're also crappy drivers. The disease can spread through even a mild fender-bender.

A double dose of crappy parallel parking. I think I'm going to be sick...

OK, I know parallel parking is a challenge, but this?! What part of PARALLEL do you not understand?! What's worse is these two separate jobs were on the same day, stupid must be contagious. So next time you drive you may want to take extra safety precautions; you wouldn't want to catch this, and beware of those who already have.

WHAT?!

I thought parking on top of a snow bank would be a stupid idea, but i never thought anyone would be dumb enough to actually do it! But heck! This is Crappyparking.blogspot.com! Parking jobs like this one should be expected, right? It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be. So this one goes out to you, whoever you are. Thanks.