Caution: Student Driver...

This one speaks for itself. Now this particular Parking job is crappy, but the smashed bumper next to the "student driver" sticker tells a story, probably a very funny story...

Smart Car, Stupid Driver!

Ah, this is certainly crappy parking at its absolute finest! Thank you! Now, because your car is super compact, it doesn't mean you have special privileges the rest of us are too low class to have. You still need to park in regular parking spaces like the rest of us. What gets me is the big, bold "SMART" above the rear license plate! The car is only as "smart" as its driver! In this case, it should say "RETARD" across the back! Once again, thank you!

Better Than Everyone Else

This one's in the parking lot of a automotive repair shop. This employee may know how to fix cars, but maybe he could learn how to park like civilized human being.

One too many to drink

If this guy were drunk, he'd be doing a great job at staying on the line for the sobriety test...

Cool Beans

This must be what happens when blind people try to park...

You got mail...

Now the thing I love about crappy parking jobs is when they're screwed up in several ways, like this one. I remember when I did the practice diving for driver's ed. I did a similar parking job... Boy, did I get a berating of a life time. Also, it's not illegal to park that close to a mail box, but it sure is annoying and frustrating.

"X" marks the spot!

I wish I was cool enough to take up two parking spaces...

This disease is spreading like cockroaches in the light!

Now do you remember how I said be careful, stupid is contagious? Well some of you didn't listen and now you're suffering. But for those of you who haven't caught it yet, look out for those who do, not only are they crappy parkers, they're also crappy drivers. The disease can spread through even a mild fender-bender.

A double dose of crappy parallel parking. I think I'm going to be sick...

OK, I know parallel parking is a challenge, but this?! What part of PARALLEL do you not understand?! What's worse is these two separate jobs were on the same day, stupid must be contagious. So next time you drive you may want to take extra safety precautions; you wouldn't want to catch this, and beware of those who already have.

WHAT?!

I thought parking on top of a snow bank would be a stupid idea, but i never thought anyone would be dumb enough to actually do it! But heck! This is Crappyparking.blogspot.com! Parking jobs like this one should be expected, right? It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be. So this one goes out to you, whoever you are. Thanks.